greek gods as donald trump quotes
- zeus: She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.
- hera: My marriage, it seemed, was the only area of my life in which I was willing to accept something less than perfection.
- athena: Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault
- aphrodite: My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.
- hades: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.
- demeter: Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.
- ares: I will be so good at the military your head will spin.
- hestia: I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.
- hephaestus: Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
- dionysus: I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.
- hermes: There have been many bad things said about me over the years, and in some cases they’ve been true.
- poseidon: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.
- apollo: In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.
- artemis: I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.
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